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Electricity puns in 2024

This electrician arrives home at 3 am. His wife asks him, “Wire you, insulate?” He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

Have you heard of Giggle Watts – it’s a new generator powered by jokes and laughter.

When a barefoot man steps on a live electric wire, he may get a pair of shocks.

Did you hear what the foolish gardener did? The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.

Shock-a-lot.

“The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.”

“What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”

Sing with me now, I’m dreaming of a ‘light’ Christmas.

My friend is such a bright spark, he knows watts watt.

Electricians are never left behind. They are always updated on current affairs.

None. Instead, they curse the light bulb, electrician, landlord, and architect.

Why did the monk always meditate with a light bulb?

“What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!”

“A photon checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, ‘Would you like help with your luggage?’ The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I always travel light.”

If you’re quick enough, you’ll beat the shock.

You can’t ever teach a volt dog new tricks.

In this town, the only honest people are electricians. When you assign them a task, they conduit almost immediately.

The electrical cords broke up because there was no spark between them.

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