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Elephant puns in 2024

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
– A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
– A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
– Because he doesn’t have thumbs to ring the bell.

It’s OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.

What do you get when you cross elephants with fish?
– Swimming trunks!

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
– A. Stuck!

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
– A. Lost.

What game should you never play with an elephant?
– Squash.

Q: What do you call an unimportant elephant?
– A: Irrelephant.

What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
– A pair of swimming trunks.

Did you hear about the elephant who hurt his toe and couldn’t walk?
– He had to call a tow truck!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
– A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?
– An elephant with Chicken Pox.

What do you call a light-headed elephant?
– And ele-faint!

What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
– Squash!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
– A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
– A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

What do you call an elephant with an extra-long trunk?
– Smellephant.

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