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Elephant puns in 2024

Q: What do you call an elephant that has read all these hilarious elephant jokes and puns here?
– A: An elaughant.

What’s an elephant’s best talent?
– Multi-tusking!

What did the Mummy elephant say to the little elephant when he was naughty?
– Tusk tusk.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
– A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
– About 5 mph.

I had a job circumcising elephants. -The base salary wasn’t great, but the tips were huge.

Which animals were last to arrive on the ark?
– The elephants: they had to pack their trunks!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
– A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
– A. They’d look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
– “Tusk, tusk!”

What animals were last to leave the ark?
– The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.

What do you call a flying elephant?
– A jumbo jet!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
– A. A speed bump.

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
– A. Sir!

How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
– Tie a knot in his trunk.

What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
– They’re great at multi-tusking!

What’s big, grey, wears a mask and loves to sing?
– The Ele-phantom of the Opera!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
– I love you a ton.

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