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Elephant puns in 2025

What do you call an elephant with an aerial on her head?
– An elephant-enna!

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
– A. An elephant in an elevator.

How do you get an elephant up a tree?
– Plant an acorn. Have the elephant stand on top of where you planted it. Wait 50 years.

Why does everyone want to employ elephants?
– They’ll work for peanuts!

What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath?
– A smelly-phant!

What do you call an elephant with an opinion that doesn’t matter?
– Irrelephant!

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
– A. A trunk.

What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?
– Time to get a new car.

Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.

What’s the world’s biggest ant?
– An elephant!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
– A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
– A. Because it was the chicken’s day off.

There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
– It wasn’t raining.

Q: What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?
– A: Cinderelephant.

What do you call a light-headed elephant?
– An ele-faint.

Kids will love these funny elephant pun one liners that are anything but irrelephant!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
– A. An elephant that’s dressed up in a banana skin.

What’s big and grey with horns?
– An elephant marching band!

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