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Elephant puns in 2024

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
– A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

Why don’t elephants use computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

What did the grape say when the elephant stomped on it?
– Nothing, but it let out a little wine!

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
– A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
– A. They all have trunks!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
– Time to get a new fence.

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
– Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why don’t elephants work on computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

Q. What’s big and grey with horns?
– A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
– A. Swimming trunks!

What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?
– Cinderelephant.

Q: What do you call an elephant that has read all these hilarious elephant jokes and puns here?
– A: An elaughant.

What’s an elephant’s best talent?
– Multi-tusking!

What did the Mummy elephant say to the little elephant when he was naughty?
– Tusk tusk.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
– A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
– About 5 mph.

I had a job circumcising elephants. -The base salary wasn’t great, but the tips were huge.

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