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Elephant puns in 2025

What’s big, grey, wears a mask and loves to sing?
– The Ele-phantom of the Opera!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
– I love you a ton.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
– A. Elephino.

Why do elephants wear sandals?
– So that they don’t sink in the sand.

Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk. –An elephant‘s opinion carries a lot of weight.

What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
– Mashed potatoes!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
– A. The chicken couldn’t be bothered!

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
– A. So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.

Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
– Because they sold the world’s best mice.

What do you call an elephant with rotors?
– A Nellie-copter.

What do you call a different kind of flying elephant?
– A propellephant!

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
– A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
– A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
– He called a tow truck.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
– Irrelephant!

Why do bosses like to employ elephants?
– Because they’ll work for peanuts!

What did the elephant say to her sad friend?
– I’m ear for you.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
– A. Two in the front and two in the back.

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