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Elephant puns in 2024

Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.

What’s the world’s biggest ant?
– An elephant!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
– A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
– A. Because it was the chicken’s day off.

There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
– It wasn’t raining.

Q: What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?
– A: Cinderelephant.

What do you call a light-headed elephant?
– An ele-faint.

Kids will love these funny elephant pun one liners that are anything but irrelephant!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
– A. An elephant that’s dressed up in a banana skin.

What’s big and grey with horns?
– An elephant marching band!

How do elephants bathe?
– With their trunks on!

What do you call a light-headed elephant?
– An ele-faint!

Q. What’s big, grey and has red spots?
– A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
– A. Grapes are purple.

Why do elephants need trunks?
– Because they don’t have glove compartments.

What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
– Cinderella-phant.

How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
– Tie a knot in her trunk!

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
– A. Because she didn’t want to fall in the hot cocoa.

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