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Elephant puns in 2025

How do elephants bathe?
– With their trunks on!

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What do you call a light-headed elephant?
– An ele-faint!

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Q. What’s big, grey and has red spots?
– A. An elephant with chicken pox!

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Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
– A. Grapes are purple.

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Why do elephants need trunks?
– Because they don’t have glove compartments.

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What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
– Cinderella-phant.

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How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
– Tie a knot in her trunk!

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Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
– A. Because she didn’t want to fall in the hot cocoa.

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Q. How do you eat an elephant?
– A. One bite at a time.

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What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
– Passengers.

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Q: What do you call en elephant with an extra long nose?
– A: Smellephant.

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What do elephants do at night?
– Watch ‘elevision.

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Hunting elephants is illegal – as ivory well know!

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Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
– A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

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What do you get when an elephant skydives?
– A big hole.

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What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
– A smelly-phant!

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Why did the elephant start a stampede?
– Because he wanted to be herd!

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Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
– A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

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