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Elephant puns in 2025

Q. What has big ears and shouts “HUT! HUT! HUT!”?
– A. An elephant quarterback.

How do you prevent an elephant from charging?
– Take away his credit card.

What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
– The elephantom of the opera!

How do elephants get ready to go swimming?
– They put their trunks on!

What did the elephant say when he saw his friend fly?
– Now I’ve seen ivorything!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
– A. Great big holes all over Australia.

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
– Nothing. It just let out a little whine

Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know. Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.

What’s grey, has a wand and gives money to little elephants?
– The tusk fairy!

Q. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
– A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
– A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
– Because it is afraid of the mouse!

How do you know an elephant is under your bed?
– Because when you get in, your nose touches the ceiling.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
– Eleph-ino! (Sounds like “Hell if I know!”)

What do you call an elephant with an aerial on her head?
– An elephant-enna!

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
– A. An elephant in an elevator.

How do you get an elephant up a tree?
– Plant an acorn. Have the elephant stand on top of where you planted it. Wait 50 years.

Why does everyone want to employ elephants?
– They’ll work for peanuts!

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