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Elephant puns in 2025

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
– A. An elephant that’s dressed up in a banana skin.

What’s big and grey with horns?
– An elephant marching band!

How do elephants bathe?
– With their trunks on!

What do you call a light-headed elephant?
– An ele-faint!

Q. What’s big, grey and has red spots?
– A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
– A. Grapes are purple.

Why do elephants need trunks?
– Because they don’t have glove compartments.

What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
– Cinderella-phant.

How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
– Tie a knot in her trunk!

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
– A. Because she didn’t want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
– A. One bite at a time.

What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
– Passengers.

Q: What do you call en elephant with an extra long nose?
– A: Smellephant.

What do elephants do at night?
– Watch ‘elevision.

Hunting elephants is illegal – as ivory well know!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
– A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

What do you get when an elephant skydives?
– A big hole.

What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
– A smelly-phant!

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