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Elephant puns in 2025

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
– Swimming Trunks!

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
– A: On the ele-phone!

What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
– An elephant-enna.

Did you hear about the the student elephant who was typing up her schoolwork on the computer?
– It was taking a long time because there was so many ele-fonts to choose from!

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
– A. It wasn’t raining.

Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
– Because they only had one pair of trunks!

What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
– Squash!

What’s grey, jolly and delivers Christmas presents?
– Elephanta Claus!

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
– A. Because they sold the world’s best mice.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
– A. Time to buy a new chair!

Why are elephants so wrinkly?
– Well, have you ever tried to iron one?

What do you call an elephant that never washes?
– A smelly-phant.

What do elephants do to relax?
– Watch elevision!

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
– A. A big hole.

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
– A. An elephant.

How do you eat an elephant?
– One bite at a time

Q: How do elephants keep cool?
– A: Ear conditioning!

What’s the opposite of an elephant?
– An eleph-antonym.

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