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Elephant puns in 2025

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
– A. An elephant’s shadow!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
– Their trunks kept falling down.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
– Because the chicken retired!

Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
– Because he only had a little trunk.

What do you call an elephant with rotors on her head?
– An ellie-copter!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
– A. A dogophant.

Q. What has big ears and shouts “HUT! HUT! HUT!”?
– A. An elephant quarterback.

How do you prevent an elephant from charging?
– Take away his credit card.

What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
– The elephantom of the opera!

How do elephants get ready to go swimming?
– They put their trunks on!

What did the elephant say when he saw his friend fly?
– Now I’ve seen ivorything!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
– A. Great big holes all over Australia.

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
– Nothing. It just let out a little whine

Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know. Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.

What’s grey, has a wand and gives money to little elephants?
– The tusk fairy!

Q. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
– A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
– A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

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