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Elf puns in 2025

How did the teacher tell the elves to line up before break time at school?
– In elf-abet-ical order!

An elf without any Legos on Christmas will be known as Legolas.

What kind of cars do elf’s drive?
– Toy-ota’s

Which sort of elf makes their home in a fizzy drink can?
– A sprite!

What do the elves use for cooking in the kitchen?
– Utensils.

What will you call a female elf?
– A shelf.

Why is Kendrick Lamar such a great Christmas elf?
– Because he’s an incredible rapper.

What do elves learn first at school?
– The elf-abet!

Who lives in the North Pole, makes toys and rides in a pumpkin?
– Cinder-elf-a!

Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
– He’s a gingerbread man.

When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.

What was done by the Void Elf regarding Holy magic?
– She simply avoided it.

What’s an elf’s favorite kind of music?
– Wrap.

Rumour has it that one of Santa’s helpers wanted to keep all the Christmas gifts for himself this year – he was pretty elf-ish!

Where do elves go when they feel ill?
– The elf-centre!

Where will the elves go when they become sick?
– To the nearby elf center.

Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
– He couldn’t Fa-la-la-la-long

The technical names for the elves of Santa happen to be Subordinate clauses.

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