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Elf puns in 2024

What music do elves like best? Wrap music!

What are elves’ favourite animals?
– Elf-e-phants!

An elf who is in the habit of telling silly jokes will be called a genuine Christmas card.

The singing elves of Santa are known as Wrappers.

The elf-a-bet happens to be the thing studied by the elves in school.

What do you call a female elf made of Lego?
– Legolass

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Elf,

Elf who?

Elf I knock again will you let me in please?

What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
– Elf-portraits!

How does Santa deal with the obese elves?
– They are sent to the elf farm by Santa.

What kind of jokes would a depressed elf tell?
– Elf-deprecating

Who had been the favorite Rock Star of Elrond?
– Elvish Presley.

Why the elf became sad?
– Because it was suffering from low elf-esteem.

Why can’t you borrow money from an elf?
– Because they’re always a little short.

Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E?
– Because Father Christmas said No L!

A lady elf that prefers constructing things will be called a lego less.

I just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half elf
– Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mouse-elf

What do you call a badly behaved elf?
– A rebel without a Claus!

An elf that runs off and does not work for Santa anymore is known as a rebel without any Claus.

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