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Farm puns in 2025

Fences should be horse-high, pig tight, and bull-strong.

No farm building should ever, under any circumstances, be used as a convent…Barn nun.

When a horse gets sick, a farmer will give it cough stirrup.

Tough hens lay hard-boiled eggs.

City lights are nothing to farm nights!

When a cow experiences the same feeling many times, it might have a deja – moo!

They say making hay is difficult, but it pretty seems rather cut and dried to me.

The mom cow says to her baby cow: “Son, it is pasture bedtime!”

Scarecrows love fruit, especially straw-berries.

Grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

Pigs also know how to do karate. They are called pork chops!

It was 2am and the farmer still hadn’t gone to bed. He likes to wait until the cows come home.

A cattle with a sense of humour is also called laughing stock.

When we cross an irritated sheep and an angry cow, we have an animal in a baaaad mooood.

You will never shock a cow with anything you tell them; they’ve herd it all.

The bankrupt farmer cannot complain because he has no beef.

Farming is in our nature.

I tried to navigate the farmer’s field…But it was a maize.

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