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Farm puns in 2024

When I ask a farmer whether it is simple to milk cows,
– he replies: “Obviously, any jerk would do it easily!”

I tried to find my way through the farmer’s field but it was a maize.

The baby strawberry is crying hard because its papa and mama are standing in a jam.

As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’s herd them all.

Farmers use pro-tractors when they want to make crop circles.

A useful tip when you see a cow standing in front of your way is to tell it to moooove.

A group of farmers couldn’t decide what type of crops to grow so they had a vote on it. It was a straw poll.

Whenever the farmer milks a cow, he always talks about udder nonsense.

All pigs in this farm are called “ink” because they always run out of the pen.

Chicken’s like to bake cakes from scratch.

The policeman just arrests the turkey because he suspects it of fowl play.

Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed.

Every sheep’s favorite sport is baa-dminton.

The cabbage wins the race competition on the farm because it is always ahead.

Mixed-up hens lay scrambled eggs.

On the weekend, all of the cows on the farm often hang out and watch moo-vies.

All farmers in this town send their children to kinder-gardens for education.

You should never tell secrets on a farm because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

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