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Farm puns in 2025

The scarecrow is a promising candidate for the Noble Prize because it is always out standing in the field.

When a sheep is covered in chocolate, we have a candy baaaar!

Did you hear about the pig who is so big he won’t fit in his pen; there’s more to him than meets the sty.

Whenever the farmer gets sick, the farmacist (pharmacists) will be in charge instead.

The day of the week most hated by potatoes is fry-day.

All farmers in the town are participating in a new reality show called “The X-Tractor!”

I know a farmer who feeds his pigs sugar and vinegar. He likes sweet and sour pork.

The cows are jumping over the moon before the farmer has cold hands.

A good gardener will never miss a beet.

Grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

The farmer often feeds his pigs vinegar and sugar because he wants to have sour and sweet pork.

I’ve fallen out with my local farmer. I made plans with him but he baled. It was the final straw.

I do not know that farmers also raise cows in the Arctic. They are called eski-mooes.

I know a farmer who only works from May to September. He says he likes to make hay while the sun shines.

All that the farmer can get from a pampered cow is spoiled milk.

The neurotic pig says to the farmer: “You should not take me for grunted!”

Cows are the perfect audience to tell jokes to; they are really easy to a-moo-se.

The horse on my farm loves playing stable tennis.

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