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Farm puns in 2025

Ducks get up at the quack of dawn.

The lamb calls the police because it has just been fleeced.

If a cow laughed really hard….Would milk come out of her nose?

The best way to treat a sick pig is with oink-ment.

Have you watched a series called “The Tractor”? I think that the trailer is much better.

Never do your sewing on a farm. You may end up looking for a needle in a haystack.

The scarecrow is a promising candidate for the Noble Prize because it is always out standing in the field.

When a sheep is covered in chocolate, we have a candy baaaar!

Did you hear about the pig who is so big he won’t fit in his pen; there’s more to him than meets the sty.

Whenever the farmer gets sick, the farmacist (pharmacists) will be in charge instead.

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