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Fire puns in 2025

It’s as coal as ice.

 That kid’s a bright spark!

My favourite book is Where The Wildfires Are, I could read it all day.

We’ve got to furnace the new apartment.

 Vulcan is up in the hall of flame for being the god of fire.

I have this temptation of setting my old trousers on fire but again I am one person who doesn’t like burning my britches.

I’ve got some humungas fuel for the fire.

Guy Fawkes wasn’t so bad, from my persparktive.

My fire tonight…
-Was lit!

I’m going to stay up all ignight.

ast year’s Christmas dinner was a monst-roast-ity!

What did the beaver say when it saw it’s home on fire?
-Hot Dam!

There was a heated argument all night, everyone putting forward their points about the dangers of house fires.

Oil Say!’ what a lovely bunsen burner.

Cinderella is my favourite fireytale.

There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today…
-Over a million soles were lost.

It gas without saying that these are the best puns in town.

 In the end the gunpowder plot was pretty unsuccessfuel.

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