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Fire puns in 2025

It’s as coal as ice.

 That kid’s a bright spark!

My favourite book is Where The Wildfires Are, I could read it all day.

 It’s oil greek to me.

Poor Fawkes was flamed for the crime.

why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
– because if they did the tents would be in a across fire

We are kindling spirits.

Hey, hot stuff!

When she met her match, their love was set on fire.

Fire away!

This book warm loves Dante’s Inferno.

What kind of fire moistens?
-A humidifier.

As good luck wood have it.

 He would have got away with the gunpowder plot if he had flare for it.

A butt lit a house on fire…
-So I guess he committed Arse-on

Fry as hard as you can.

WTF? Where’s the fire?

I would say my puns are on fire
-But I’m afraid of what might happen

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