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Fire puns in 2025

It’s as coal as ice.

 That kid’s a bright spark!

My favourite book is Where The Wildfires Are, I could read it all day.

Organic mathematicians know how to throw natural logs into fireplaces.

It gas without saying that these are the best puns in town.

 In the end the gunpowder plot was pretty unsuccessfuel.

Double blazed windows will keep the heat in.

That overcooked meal was a real burnanza.

[OC] Fire power

Don’t put oil your eggs in one basket.

 Arson-al have found their way into the FA cup final.

Iron Man’s favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
-He called them missile toes.

The reason she got fired from the hot dog shop is that she mistakenly put her hair in a bun.

He’s being really hot and coal.

You set my heart on fire.

He’s a just a little flame, lacking farenheit.

When I go to university I’m going to get the highest degree.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
– Bernadette.

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