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Fire puns in 2025

This year I’m going to new farenheits.

I love the outdoors, I can’t say no to the call of the wildfire.

If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside ?
-K9P.

Left out in the coal.

Guy Fawkes had an older sister, he was not the first burn child.

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
-I have a hunch, it might be me.

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

You’re a hunk’a burnin’ love.

I stole fire from the gods
-But I couldn’t fence it. It was too hot.

 It’s a sure fire way to put that flame out.

I’m going to be burning up the dance floor at the disco inferno

What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?
– Hot Dam!

Guy Fawkes and his wife were a perfect match! They had a flareytale wedding!

My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying…
– Arson.

 Out of the frying pan into the fryer.

Nothing can extinguish my love for you.

A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
-He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d’olive.

What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
-He egg-xited..

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