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Fire puns in 2024

I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.

All’s flare in love and war.

It was a great fire..
-It was a bon-fire

Slept like a log last night, woke up and my house was on fire!

Your love gives me heartburn.

A match is a context held by firefighters.

I’m de-lighted with my new fireplace.

 When the Sistine Chapel burnt down years ago they blamed Matchelangelo!

I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
-I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

 It’s oil greek to me.

Poor Fawkes was flamed for the crime.

why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
– because if they did the tents would be in a across fire

We are kindling spirits.

Hey, hot stuff!

When she met her match, their love was set on fire.

Fire away!

This book warm loves Dante’s Inferno.

What kind of fire moistens?
-A humidifier.

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