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Fire puns in 2025

Don’t put oil your eggs in one basket.

 Arson-al have found their way into the FA cup final.

Iron Man’s favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
-He called them missile toes.

He’s being really hot and coal.

You set my heart on fire.

The reason she got fired from the hot dog shop is that she mistakenly put her hair in a bun.

He’s a just a little flame, lacking farenheit.

When I go to university I’m going to get the highest degree.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
– Bernadette.

I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.

All’s flare in love and war.

It was a great fire..
-It was a bon-fire

Slept like a log last night, woke up and my house was on fire!

Your love gives me heartburn.

A match is a context held by firefighters.

I’m de-lighted with my new fireplace.

 When the Sistine Chapel burnt down years ago they blamed Matchelangelo!

I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
-I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

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