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Fire puns in 2025

I dropped my steak into the fire.
-Well done, me, well done.

I lava good fire pun!

 This firefighter’s favourite cake is one with a caramel blaze.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
-It was InTents.

If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
-K9-Pee

My dog is my favourite firery friend.

Romeo and Juliet found each other through matchual attraction!

My grand father always said “fight Fire with Fire”.
-He was a great man but a terrible Fireman

What gas around comes around.

The gunpowder plot was a red-hot s-candle.

What do you call an ‘O’ on fire?
-Flamingo

Dad is so mad, he’s fuming!

 I’ll be up cooking all ig-night.

Boss said he’d fire me if I made any more country puns
-It was the end of my Korea

I was going to try walking on hot burning coals but I got cold feet.

We’ve got to furnace the new apartment.

 Vulcan is up in the hall of flame for being the god of fire.

I have this temptation of setting my old trousers on fire but again I am one person who doesn’t like burning my britches.

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