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Fire puns in 2025

What kind of fire moistens?
-A humidifier.

As good luck wood have it.

 He would have got away with the gunpowder plot if he had flare for it.

A butt lit a house on fire…
-So I guess he committed Arse-on

Fry as hard as you can.

WTF? Where’s the fire?

I would say my puns are on fire
-But I’m afraid of what might happen

This year I’m going to new farenheits.

I love the outdoors, I can’t say no to the call of the wildfire.

If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside ?
-K9P.

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