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Fire puns in 2025

Nothing can extinguish my love for you.

A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
-He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d’olive.

What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
-He egg-xited..

Be careful not to catch a coal.

He had to get all fired up before carrying out the gunpowder plot.

Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
– It was due the second hand smoke

 I have a burning question.

Get to the back of the barbe-queue.

It’s lit.

What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?
-Flaming young

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