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Fish puns in 2025

Crayfish were offended by the publication of Eat Cray Love because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

Why do fish always lose their court cases?
– They are always gill-ty.

Have you heard the fisherman’s anthem? Osetra can you sea by the dolphin fish bite…

Where do fish go to do yoga?
– The river bend.

What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
– Swimming trunks.

When belugas have a lot on their mind, they’re said to be beluga-ed.

All I sea are Bass-icaly Cod awful puns!

Where do fish wash? In a river basin.

When another fish tries to make you think you’re cray-zy, tell them to stop bass-lighting.

What do fish need to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea.

Why did the fish get bad grades?
– Because it was below sea level.

 Well, it’s oh-fish-ial.

These days they let pretty much anyone o-fish-iate at weddings, as long as they have a certificate from the net.

What is the world’s most expensive fish?
– The goldfish.

Where do fish sleep? In a waterbed.

When jellyfish act catty, it’s only because they’re jelly.

Where do sick fish go?
– To see a sturgeon

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