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Fish puns in 2025

Crayfish were offended by the publication of Eat Cray Love because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

Why do fish always lose their court cases?
– They are always gill-ty.

When I grow up, I want to a bass-tro-physicist.

Have you heard about the Sauna that serves food?
– Their specialty is steamed mussels.

What do you say to a fisherman on his birthday?
– Hope you have a reely good day!

It’s funny how fish never seem to know what you’re talking aboat.

What makes fish terrible journalists?
– They always spread hake news.

What do you call a fish that can give you a face-lift? A plastic sturgeon.

 Oh, for heavens hake!

Fish better have my money!

What fish goes up the river at 100 mph? A motor pike.

 You can’t expect a squid to answer a tough question without inking about it first.

What did the fish say at the end of the interview? Let minnow when you want me to start.

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout? Monkfish.

The thing salmons don’t like about tunas is everything’s a big sea-cret.

What sea creatures cry the most? Whales.

How does a school of fish keep up to date about sea-life? They listen to the current news.

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