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Fish puns in 2025

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

Crayfish were offended by the publication of Eat Cray Love because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

Why do fish always lose their court cases?
– They are always gill-ty.

Perch-ance, is this seat taken?

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
– On squid row.

Isn’t it a bit misleading to call thinly sliced raw beef carp-accio?

What bit of fish doesn’t make sense?
– The piece of cod that passeth all understanding.

What do you call an underwater social network?
– Fishb

 Sure, but fishing for compliments is never becoming.

I’m so so-fish-ticated

Why don’t fish like going online? Because they’re scared of the net.

How’s the calamari?
– Why, it’s ex-squid-sit, thank you.

Why did the fisherman start doing drugs? Pier pressure.

What type of instrument do fish love to play?
– A bass drum.

Lobsters would get along a lot better with the other shellfish if they weren’t always trying to lobster things up.

Why don’t fish go into business together?
– They are always sole traders.

What is the fish’s favorite sitcom?
– Tuna Half Men.

Tuna in next time for the funniest animal memes.

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