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Fish puns in 2024

Cod this be any punnier?

Cod I borrow something from you?

Did you hear about the fight in that restaurant?
– Four fish were battered.

The thing about calamari is you can never tell when it’s just squidding.

What do you call it when a fish has no eye?
– A fsh.

What did the fish say when everyone left his party?
– Tanks for coming.

Fish children should piscine and not heard.

Why did the little boy not eat his sushi? Because it looked too fishy.

What kind of fish only swims in hot oil? Fish sticks.

 I would make him walk the plankton for that.

I’m a bass-ic fish

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum-sucking scavenger; the other is just a fish.

You’re blushing like a catfish that’s just seen the bottom of the ocean.

What was the fisherman always so stingy? Because his work made him sell-fish.

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.

Have you heard the fisherman’s anthem? Osetra can you sea by the dolphin fish bite…

Where do fish go to do yoga?
– The river bend.

What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
– Swimming trunks.

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