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Fish puns in 2025

When belugas have a lot on their mind, they’re said to be beluga-ed.

All I sea are Bass-icaly Cod awful puns!

Where do fish wash? In a river basin.

When another fish tries to make you think you’re cray-zy, tell them to stop bass-lighting.

What do fish need to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea.

Why did the fish get bad grades?
– Because it was below sea level.

 Well, it’s oh-fish-ial.

These days they let pretty much anyone o-fish-iate at weddings, as long as they have a certificate from the net.

What is the world’s most expensive fish?
– The goldfish.

Where do fish sleep? In a waterbed.

When jellyfish act catty, it’s only because they’re jelly.

Where do sick fish go?
– To see a sturgeon

What happens when you mix salmon and Nutella together?
– You get salmonella.

Which day do fish hate?
– Fry-day.

What is grouchy and lives alone in the ocean?
– A hermit crab.

Just like the tunafish sandwich said, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in cans-us anymore.

Let’s make this o-fish-all

Why did the pufferfish call herself fat? Because she was fishing for compliments.

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