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Fish puns in 2025

 You can’t expect a squid to answer a tough question without inking about it first.

What did the fish say at the end of the interview? Let minnow when you want me to start.

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout? Monkfish.

The thing salmons don’t like about tunas is everything’s a big sea-cret.

What sea creatures cry the most? Whales.

How does a school of fish keep up to date about sea-life? They listen to the current news.

That fish is so classy, it’s like he’s so-fish-ticated.

Best fishes on your birthday!

What did the guppy say when she ran into a concrete wall? Oh, dam!

That’s the thing about squids…they ink too much.

Why did the restaurant sell bad fish? Long time no sea.

How do fish go into business? The start on a small scale.

Never try to talk to a fish before they’ve caf-fin-ated.

What does the Rasta fish love?
– Sea weed.

Why did the fish go to Hollywood?
– He wanted to be a starfish.

 Paci-fish-ts don’t believe in the notion of man o’ war.

I wouldn’t be cod dead in that

Why are fish great coders?
– They know how to trawl through the data.

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