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Fish puns in 2025

Never try to talk to a fish before they’ve caf-fin-ated.

What does the Rasta fish love?
– Sea weed.

Why did the fish go to Hollywood?
– He wanted to be a starfish.

 Paci-fish-ts don’t believe in the notion of man o’ war.

I wouldn’t be cod dead in that

Why are fish great coders?
– They know how to trawl through the data.

That fish is rich and famous, but she’s still Jenny from the had-dock.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You might tune a piano, but you can never tuna fish.

What side of the fish contains the most scales?
– The outside.

What did you think of the series fin-ale?
– Well, it wasn’t the bass-ed.

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?
– Whale of fortune.

What is the best name for a fish?
– Bob.

Cod this be any punnier?

Cod I borrow something from you?

Did you hear about the fight in that restaurant?
– Four fish were battered.

The thing about calamari is you can never tell when it’s just squidding.

What do you call it when a fish has no eye?
– A fsh.

What did the fish say when everyone left his party?
– Tanks for coming.

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