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Fish puns in 2025

Why wouldn’t the little girl eat her sushi?
– Because she thought it looked too fishy.

What kind of fish plays the guitar?
– Bassist.

Surfing the net is great, unless, of course, you’re a fish.

Why did they throw the clams out?
– They were past their shell-by-date.

Why do fish swim in schools?
– Because they can’t walk.

Hey, would you mind letting minnow what you think about this one?

I fish upon a star

Did you hear about the illiterate fisherman?
– He was lost at C.

What did Dorothy the fish say?
– There’s no plaice like home.

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