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Flamingo puns in 2024

My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression.
– I had to put my foot down.

Why did the young flamingos get in trouble?
– Their father finally put his foot down.

“Single and ready to flamingle.”

Why do flamingos like to annoy each other?
– They enjoy ruffling some feathers.

“Sometimes, you need to just chill.”

“Flock yeah, I’m having the best day ever.”

What do you call a dead flamingo
– Flamingone

What can you do for a hurt flamingo?
– Give it medical tweetment

“You could be my flamingo, ’cause pink is the new kinda lingo.” — Aerosmith, “Pink”

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
– Because if they didn’t they’d fall over.

Yesterday, my wife finally told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
– Reluctantly, I had to put my foot down.

What language do pink birds speak?
– Fla-lingo.

Why did the flamingo cross the road?
– It was the chicken’s day off.

“Life is so much easier when you chill out.”

My wife told me I couldn’t act like a flamingo any more…
– I had to put my foot down

Why are flamingos the most daring birds?
– They love anything egg-citing.

What do you call a pink bird who likes fire?
– Flameingo.

“I’m thinking pink.”

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