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Flamingo puns in 2025

Flamingos are disgusting. They pee on their legs to keep cool.
– Just like everything else in Florida.

What do you call a flamingo at a red light?
– A flaminstop.

What do you call a flamingo that won’t move?
– Flaminstay.

What looks like half a flamingo?
– The other half.

“Pink skies up ahead.”

My wife says I need to stop acting like a flamingo
– That’s when I had to out my foot down.

What soccer position do pink birds play?
– Flamingoalie.

“Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.”

How do flamingos socialize at events?
– They flamingle.

How do pink birds make friends?
– They fla-mingle.

Why did the flamingo go to the salad bar?
– For the shrimp!

“Zero flocks were given.”

What’s the worst thing about being stuck behind a car with a flamingo at the wheel?
– They never put their foot down

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?
– Plastic Italians.

What do you call a sick flamingo?
– Phlegmingo.

What do flamingos like to do at fun parks?
– Ride the flamingo-carts.

“Just peachy.”

What do you call a sick flamingo?
– A phlegmingo

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