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Flamingo puns in 2025

Why did the flamingo go to the salad bar?
– For the shrimp!

“Zero flocks were given.”

What’s the worst thing about being stuck behind a car with a flamingo at the wheel?
– They never put their foot down

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?
– Plastic Italians.

What do you call a sick flamingo?
– Phlegmingo.

What do flamingos like to do at fun parks?
– Ride the flamingo-carts.

“Just peachy.”

What do you call a sick flamingo?
– A phlegmingo

Why are flamingos such good patients?
– They’re used to wading.

“I’m totally flamazing.”

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
– Because if they slept with two legs up they’d fall over

My girlfriend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo..
..it was at that moment I knew I needed to put my foot down.

What are flamingos called after they die?
– Flaminghosts.

How are flamingo like ants?
– They both live in colonies.

“Majestic.”

My friends have been meddling in my business a lot, and it’s annoying. Today, one told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
– That’s when I put my foot down.

I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game
– But I’m not going to play anymore. Im putting my foot down

What did the flamingo say when they forgot to study for a test?
– It’s okay, I’ll wing it.

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