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Flower puns in 2025

You’re my shooting star.

Sunflower Power

Chives right in.

You are the baneberry of my existence

I love it when you call me Big Poppy.

Let’s throw a Gardenia party.

Hyacinth-ia! (Okay, so this only works for women named Cynthia)

Death Petal

I hope your bonesets quickly.

Don’t sing out of Petunia.

Pistil’s firing.

I wet my plants

I love hikes, but not when they’re so lily.

Vase of Spades

I’ve had it once and floral.

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Time to take stalk of my life.

Don’t get so pansy with me.

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