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Foot puns in 2025

Does your shoe have a hole in it?
– The answer from your audience will hopefully be no, to which you can reply “Well how did you put your foot in it then?”

Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?
– Because they were arch enemies!

What’s a foot’s favorite food?
– Shoe-shi!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop,
– it was really sole destroying.

What do you call a man who got stung on his foot?
– Toe-bee!

What shoes do you put on your pet’s feet?
– Dog martins!

I find it hard to talk openly about the holes in my hands and feet
– Just feels likes there’s a lot of stigmata attached

Why can’t your two feet get along?
– Because they can’t both be right!

Foot injuries are always really serious
– because they take so long to heel.

What is the difference between a chef and a podiatrist?
-One feels the heat while the other heals the feet!

Why do runners constantly have itchy feet?
– They are prone to having athlete’s foot!

Why’s a graveyard the safest place in quarantine?
– Everybody’s 6 feet away

Did I tell you about that time I fell in love whilst doing a backflip?
– I was completely heels over head!

I dropped a dictionary on my foot the other day,
– and I woke up the next morning with a thesaurus toe.

It’s really easy to learn podiatry,
– you just have to make sure you read all the footnotes in the manual.

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

What did the Roman physicist say when he saw Jesus hanging from the cross, just a few feet off the ground?
– I don’t see much potential

What does a foot have for breakfast?
– Jam and toe-st!

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