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Foot puns in 2025

Does your shoe have a hole in it?
– The answer from your audience will hopefully be no, to which you can reply “Well how did you put your foot in it then?”

Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?
– Because they were arch enemies!

What do you call a man with a plastic foot?
– Robert-oe!

I’ve spent years developing the first ever foot-manipulated keyboard,
– now here is my first pro-toe-type.

Being a podiatrist is a very challenging career,
– you always need to be thinking on your feet.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
– So I had to put my foot down.1

It is said that most Americans have feet fetish
– And most Europeans prefer Meters

What did the foot say when it met its father’s brother for the first time?
– Pleased to meet you, ankle!

I know someone who made a living from making wax replicas of celebrities’ legs,
– but the other day he got arrested for counter-feet.

I was drawing a picture of a foot, and it looks exactly like a real one,
– I toe-tally nailed it!

What does a frog wear on its feet?
– Open toad shoes.

A giraffe can grow up to 18 feet
– But they usually only have 4

Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
– Because then it would be a foot!

On the 31 December at midnight, always make sure you lift your left foot up,
– that way you can start the new year on the right foot.

What does one podiatrist say to the other at a convention?
– Nice toe meet you!

I fell in love with a runner; I knew he was the one for me from the moment he swept me off my feet.

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long ?
– A pi-thon

How does an astronomer cut his toenails?
– Eclipse them!

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