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Foot puns in 2025

What did the sock-stealing gnome tell his wife before going to work?
– It socks to be apart from my sole mate for so darn long!

It is said that most Americans have feet fetish
– And most Europeans prefer Meters

I accidentally cut off most of my foot,
– but thankfully it’s almost all heeled.

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
– Ow, mitosis!

Always keep fish away from your feet,
– they are known to be ankle biters.

Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
– Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor!

What is the most dangerous mountain in the world for your feet?
– Krakatoa!

A hopster is just a hipster who dropped something heavy on his foot.

I dated my podiatrist for a little while, but it didn’t work out and we broke up.
– I guess we weren’t sole mates after all!

Why was the runner afraid to leave his home?
– He was not sure if he could stand on his own two feet!

I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit’s feet…
– I thought, “Well he’s pushing his luck!”

What do you call a man with a plastic foot?
– Robert-oe!

I’ve spent years developing the first ever foot-manipulated keyboard,
– now here is my first pro-toe-type.

Being a podiatrist is a very challenging career,
– you always need to be thinking on your feet.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
– So I had to put my foot down.1

It is said that most Americans have feet fetish
– And most Europeans prefer Meters

What did the foot say when it met its father’s brother for the first time?
– Pleased to meet you, ankle!

I know someone who made a living from making wax replicas of celebrities’ legs,
– but the other day he got arrested for counter-feet.

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