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Foot puns in 2024

What did the Roman physicist say when he saw Jesus hanging from the cross, just a few feet off the ground?
– I don’t see much potential

What does a foot have for breakfast?
– Jam and toe-st!

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help me,
– but I stand corrected.

What do you call a frog with a broken foot?
– Un-hoppy!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
– So they can hide in a cherry tree!

Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?
– Maple Stirrups.

What has four legs but no feet?
– A table!

The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he really hurt his foot.
– The doctor says “Have you tried icing it?”

I called my podiatrist’s practice to get an appointment,
– but they only do limp-ins!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?
– In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call someone with mints on their feet?
– Tic tac toes

Why does a circus clown wear loud socks?
– So his feet don’t fall asleep.

If athletes get athlete’s foot,
– then surely soldiers get missile toe.

Did you ever hear the joke about the gym socks?
– You don’t want to, it stinks.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?
– He left his foot on the clutch

What do you call an Italian who has a thing for feet?
– A fetishini

What’s a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
– A shoe!

I tried picking up the TV remote with my foot the other day,
– I guess my laziness really is getting out of hand.

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