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Foot puns in 2025

What rests on the ground between my feet and is covered in ants?
– My ice cream cone. =(
– *Inspired by actual events.

Why couldn’t the Colorado mountain hikers cross the footbridge?
– Because it had fallen arches!

My baby dropped some of her food on her foot,
– I guess she really wanted to try the avocado toes that everyone goes on about.

The sole reason I fell in love with my husband is
– because he is a podiatrist.

Did you hear who they cast in the new movie, “Shoe-manji?”
– Dwanye “The Sock” Johnson!

Man. I know my wife is athletic and seems pretty quick on her feet…
– but why do all my friends keep calling her a cheetah?
– She ain’t that fast.

What is a foot’s least favourite vegetable?
– Bunions!

Why did the opera singer only sing songs about feet?
– She was an all-toe singer!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
– Because they lactose.

Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches
– Because Then it Would Be A Foot

What happens if you put your left shoe on the wrong foot?
-Well, it’s actually on the right foot!

People are always telling me to stop acting like a flamingo,
– so I had to really put my foot down.

What is a podiatrist’s favourite dessert?
– Tirami-shoe!

I am getting more confident with my running,
– I’ve really found my feet.

You know what they say about big feet, right?
– Dad was a clown

What lies on the floor 100 feet in the air?
– A dead centipede.

I met the perfect partner,
– but sadly they had no feet so I had to break up with them: you see, I am lack toes intolerant.

What did the sock-stealing gnome tell his wife before going to work?
– It socks to be apart from my sole mate for so darn long!

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