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Foot puns in 2025

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
– So they can hide in a cherry tree!

Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?
– Maple Stirrups.

What has four legs but no feet?
– A table!

The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he really hurt his foot.
– The doctor says “Have you tried icing it?”

I called my podiatrist’s practice to get an appointment,
– but they only do limp-ins!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?
– In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call someone with mints on their feet?
– Tic tac toes

Why does a circus clown wear loud socks?
– So his feet don’t fall asleep.

If athletes get athlete’s foot,
– then surely soldiers get missile toe.

Did you ever hear the joke about the gym socks?
– You don’t want to, it stinks.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?
– He left his foot on the clutch

What do you call an Italian who has a thing for feet?
– A fetishini

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