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Football puns in 2025

Did you hear about the broken chair at the tailgate?
– It folds under pressure.

My team is so far behind; they really need to ketchup.

Lads On Toure

For Fuchs Sake

Lord of the Ings

Why did the quarterback scramble for his job?
– So, he wouldn’t get sacked.

Purple Reina

Olympique Mayonnaise

Fiorentina Turner

Talk with your pads, play with your heart.

Did you hear about the chickens that were football fans?
– They egged their team on.

I’m in a serious relation-chip.

Citizen Kane

The Cesc Pistols

Egg Fried Reus

What do you call it when a football player suffers an injury in his last game before retirement?
– Gridirony.

Did you hear about the beauty queen who lost her crown?
– She had a couple of split ends.

No Kane, No Gain

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