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Football puns in 2025

Murder on Zidane’s floor

The fans were having a ball at the game.

The Football Coach went to the bank to get his Quarterback.

Goals Aloud

Neuer Gonna Give You Up

Cesc and the City

Why was the tight end reading a book on the twenty-yard line?
– It was a red zone read.

I get a kick outta you.

Jurgener Believers

Expected Toulouse

Did you hear about the fishing hook that was oversensitive?
– It was a defensive tackle.

All the fans in the stands can chill the game.

Batshuayi Crazy

Dunk ‘n’ Donuts

The Zarate Kid

Did you see the guy who took the girl’s chip? It was an illegal block.

Local amateur poultry team had their star chicken banned, apparently, he was a professional fowl.

Cry Me a River Plate

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