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Football puns in 2024

Purple Reina

Olympique Mayonnaise

Egg Fried Reus

Did you hear about the chickens that were football fans?
– They egged their team on.

I’m in a serious relation-chip.

Citizen Kane

The Cesc Pistols

Guns ’N Moses

What do you call it when a football player suffers an injury in his last game before retirement?
– Gridirony.

Did you hear about the beauty queen who lost her crown?
– She had a couple of split ends.

No Kane, No Gain

Tinchy Sneijder

All the Smallings

Action speaks louder than your coach.

What do you call a woman hustling a guy at a tailgate party?
– Backward pass.

Hakuna Juan Mata

Aaron Wan-Bissaka Nil

How I Met Your Mata

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