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Football puns in 2025

Willian Dollar Baby

If a first-round draft pick can be a bust, can a fifth-round draft pick be a boom?

The fans were quiet, it was the calm before the score.

Two’s Kompany

Turkish De Ligt

Pique Blinders

Casper, the friendly ghost, got asked to join a football team because they needed a little team spirit.

You could tell the hometown fans were out of it; they were getting blitzed all game.

Cameroon Diaz

Pjanic at the Disco

Neville Wears Prada

Why did the center walk off the field?
– The Quarterback told him to hike.

Let’s kick-off the weekend with a date.

Gangster’s Allardyce

Enter Shaqiri

The receiver ran a buttonhook route too well; his pants fell.

A boxer is one kind of dog that doesn’t like to play football.

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