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Football puns in 2025

Pjanic at the Disco

Neville Wears Prada

Why did the center walk off the field?
– The Quarterback told him to hike.

Let’s kick-off the weekend with a date.

Gangster’s Allardyce

Enter Shaqiri

The receiver ran a buttonhook route too well; his pants fell.

A boxer is one kind of dog that doesn’t like to play football.

Best Ings In Life Are Free

Tea & Busquets

Baines on Toast

The football players all got together and danced at the Foot Ball.

I’ve discovered a new kind of back in football, not a running back, defense back, or quarterback.
– It’s an I want my money back.

Lacazette dello Sport

You Petr Cech Yourself

Klopps and Robbers

The calm before the score.

Does a football player drink penal-tea?

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