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Football puns in 2025

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Tea & Busquets

Baines on Toast

The football players all got together and danced at the Foot Ball.

I’ve discovered a new kind of back in football, not a running back, defense back, or quarterback.
– It’s an I want my money back.

Lacazette dello Sport

You Petr Cech Yourself

Klopps and Robbers

The calm before the score.

Does a football player drink penal-tea?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

Crouch Potato

Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

How did the defense know the halfback was going to run the ball?
– He left the huddle crying.

What do you call a dozen chubby guys dancing together at half time?
– Backfield in motion.

Delph & Safety

Pique and De Bruyne

Blink-1 Eto’o

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