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Football puns in 2025

Giroud Awakening

Moves Like Agger

Martial Law

You can practice all you want, but if you can’t play, it’s a lost cause.

Did you hear about the guy who interrupted another guy hustling a girl?
– He got a rushing the passer penalty.

Obi Wan-Bissaka

One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest

Did you hear about the center that wore hiking shoes?
– Rim shot.

Football is the only time you can knock somebody out and not go to jail for it.

It’s All Gone Shane Long

Top of the Klopps

Kroos Control

Friends don’t let friends auto draft.

If you can’t play with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

Kepa Clean Sheet

Sonic Huth

Absolutely Fabregas

Audible to Captioning Ideas for Football Photos.

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