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Football puns in 2025

The calm before the score.

Does a football player drink penal-tea?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

Crouch Potato

Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

How did the defense know the halfback was going to run the ball?
– He left the huddle crying.

What do you call a dozen chubby guys dancing together at half time?
– Backfield in motion.

Delph & Safety

Pique and De Bruyne

Blink-1 Eto’o

Punters like to sing, “I get a kick out of you.”

Why do dumb fans not eat hot dogs at football games?
– They don’t know which end to start on.

Diego Costa Coffee

Pepe Pig

No Weimann No Cry

He who fumbles must be humble.

He led the tailgate in all-purpose garbage.

Only Kruls & Horses

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