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Fox puns in 2025

Tell no tails.

Why was the fox taking a long time to choose his toy at the pet store?
– Because he was spoiled fur choice!

Why was the fox weak?
– Because his body didn’t produce enough fursphorus.

Why did the fox get stuck in the past?
– Because he was a 20th Century Fox!

What did the fox call the massive stack of pizzas?
– A tail order!

Jack in the fox.

Why was the artist taking a long time drawing a fox?
– Because he paid too much attention to de-tail.

Why did the fox break his phone after his team lost?
– He did it in a fit of fur-y!

Why was the fox’s company shut down?
– Because it was a complete furce!

Why was the zoo employee afraid of the fox?
– Because he knew it was a fur-ce to be reckoned with!

Where do vixens keep their cash?
– In their furse!

Tail the end of time.

How do you cheer up a fox who lost its tail?
– By sending on some re-tail therapy.

What is a fox’s favorite beverage?
– A fur-appuccino.

Why did the fox cub get spectacles?
– Because he was suffering from fur sightedness!

Why did the fox make a great storyteller?
– He was good at chasing tall tails!

Every picture has a story to tail.

Why were the fox’s friends tired of him?
– Because he kept talking in metafurs!

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