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Fox puns in 2024

Think outside the fox.

Why did the fox cross the road?
– To hunt the chicken.

What did the fox say after hearing the fantastic news?
– “Are you fur real?”

Why was the fox hired at the farm?
– Because he would make for a good furmworker!

What do you say when fox fur gets mixed in with the rain?
– It’s raining cats and foxes!

What did the farmer fox use to make his crops grow faster?
– Fur-tilizer!

I’ve left you a voice-tail message.

Where did the fox go to buy a new tail?
– To the re-tail store.

Why was the fox sick?
– Because it wasn’t producing enough fur-maldehyde.

What was the young fox’s favorite baseball team?
– The Chicago Cubs.

How did the fox throw the hunter off his trail?
– By out-foxing him!

What do you call it when a fox predicts the weather?
– A fur-cast!

Tell no tails.

Why was the fox taking a long time to choose his toy at the pet store?
– Because he was spoiled fur choice!

Why was the fox weak?
– Because his body didn’t produce enough fursphorus.

Why did the fox get stuck in the past?
– Because he was a 20th Century Fox!

What did the fox call the massive stack of pizzas?
– A tail order!

Jack in the fox.

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