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Fox puns in 2025

What did the artist fox say as he was painting a portrait?
– Every picture has a story to tail!

Pandora’s Fox.

What happened to the movie about foxes?
– It bombed at the fox office.

Where do foxes keep their savings?
– In a safety fox!

Why was the fox always on edge?
– Because he was furanoid.

A man went to a movie, and realized that he was sitting next to a fox.

What did the smitten fox say to his girlfriend?
– I’ll love you fur-ever!

Tail close to the wind.

Why did the fox go to the car dealer?
– Fur a lease.

Where do vixen’s keep their money?
– In their furse.

Why was the fox worried about her missing cub?
– Because he had strayed fur away from home!

What’s a fox’s favorite beverage?
– A fur-appuccino!

What is a fox’s favorite dairy product?
– Furmented yogurt.

What is a fox’s favorite programming language?
– Furtran.

Why did the fox cross the highway?
– To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What did the carpenter fox tell his apprentice. Hit the tail on the head!

Plain tailing.

What does the Doctor Who of foxes use to travel?
– His police fox.

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