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Fox puns in 2024

What did the optimistic fox say?
– Always move fur-wards, never backwards!

Tip the tails in your favour.

What did the fox’s employer do when he asked for a leave of absence?
– He was fur-loughed.

Why did the fox run in the elections?
– Because he felt he could make a diffurence!

Why did the fox close the door in the face of the government employees?
– Because he was in no mood for furveys!

Can I borrow your cellphone?
– I need to call animal control… because you’re a fox!

What was the fox’s favorite book?
– Animal Furm!

You’re a real tail-blazer!

What do you call it when fox fur is mixed with rain?
– Raining cats and fox.

What is a fox’s favorite classical music piece?
– Fur Elise.

Which character from ‘Shrek’ does every fox cub love?
– Lord Furquaad!

Where did the fox keep his money?
– In his safety deposit fox!

Fake it tail you make it.

What did the Judge tell the fox being court began session?
– “Tell no tails.”

What was the fox’s favorite book?
– ‘Animal Furm’ by George Orwell.

Why should you never make a fox angry?
– Because they never fur-get a face!

What did the good fox say about the trouble-making fox?
– He’s good fur nothin!

A tail of two cities.

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