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Fox puns in 2025

What did the smitten fox say to his girlfriend?
– I’ll love you fur-ever!

Tail close to the wind.

Why did the fox go to the car dealer?
– Fur a lease.

Where do vixen’s keep their money?
– In their furse.

Why was the fox worried about her missing cub?
– Because he had strayed fur away from home!

What’s a fox’s favorite beverage?
– A fur-appuccino!

What is a fox’s favorite dairy product?
– Furmented yogurt.

What is a fox’s favorite programming language?
– Furtran.

Why did the fox cross the highway?
– To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What did the carpenter fox tell his apprentice. Hit the tail on the head!

Plain tailing.

What does the Doctor Who of foxes use to travel?
– His police fox.

Did you hear about the fox that beat the cheetah in the boxing match?
– It was a furnomenal victory!

Why was the fox sad?
– Because he didn’t know what his furpose in life was.

“Are you a fox?” The man asked.

“Yes.” Replied the fox.

“Why are you at a movie?” The man asked quizzically.

“Well, I liked the book.” The fox replied.

Where do foxes farm?
– On Fur-msteads!

Wow, that’s a tail order.

Why was the fox angry at being underappreciated?
– Because it didn’t like being taken fur granted.

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