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Fox puns in 2025

What did the lovestruck fox say to his girlfriend?
– “I will love you furever.”

What do you call a fox with green beans stuck in each ear?
– Anything you want, he can’t hear you!

What did the sailer fox say after missing the ship at the dock?
– Well, that ship has tailed!

It’s raining cats and fox.

Who do you never make a fox angry?
– Because they don’t furget your face.

What happens when foxes get extremely angry?
– They become fur-ious!

Why was the fox good with his money?
– Because he didn’t make any unnecessary furchases!

What made the fox keep quiet after spilling his secrets?
– He realized that he had just made a fox pas!

How did the foxes travel while on vacation?
– Fur-st Class!

Smooth tailing.

Why do foxes have a winter coat?
– Because they’d look silly in sweaters!

Why were the fox’s crops not growing?
– Because the land wasn’t fur-tile enough.

What was the cub’s favorite phone game?
– Furmville!

What do you call a fox who leads an expedition?
– A tail-blazer!

You hit the tail on the head.

What did the fox tell the rabbit who kept running around teasing him?
– “You’re asking fur trouble!”

What did the fox get for his birthday?
– A gift fox set!

Why did the fox cross the road?
– To chase the chicken!

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