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Frog puns in 2025

What do you call a frog spy?
– A croak and dagger agent.

Toaddlers are so cute! Always toaddling about and falling over.

Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig…
-..but it just requires a bit of kermitment

What do frogs do with paper?
-Rip-it

What do you call a frog hanging over your head at Christmas?
-Mistletoad.

What happens when a frog gets a concussion?
-It becomes a foggy froggy.

What kind of music do frogs like best?
-Hip hop.

We need to frogo some of our privileges so that we can help others in need.

Where do South American frogs live?
-Chile Pad.

This story is ribbiting.

What happened when the frog’s car broke down?
– He jump-started it.

The toadalitarian regime lasted for 14 years

Why are frogs scared of everything?
-It’s because cause they’re jumpy.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
-Lily.

Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school?
-It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions.

What happens to frogs that park illegally?
-They get toad.

What kind of music do posh frogs listen to?
-Hopera.

That holiday was completely unfrogettable.

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