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Frog puns in 2024

Which frog has horns?
-A bull frog

If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy…..
-He would be the Pastor of Muppets

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
-Morse toad.

This is froggin’ awesome!

What is the frog community’s favorite sporting event?
-Marsh Madness

We’re in a Kermitted relationship.

Where do toads put their hats and coats?
-In the croakroom, of course.

Frogs don’t have gills, but tadpoles do 

What do stylish frogs wear?
– Jumpsuits.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a frog?
– A jump rope.

I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer
-Because they’re full of hops

What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog?
-A croaker spaniel.

“I’m only buying necessities, i’m trying to be frogal

What did the frog say when he jumped in the puddle?
-Knee deep

I make a lot of animal puns, or so I’ve been toad.

What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop?
-Hop on.

The old seargent’s gruff, froggy voice

Why did the frog have to go to the hospital?
-The doctor said he needed a hopperation.

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