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Frog puns in 2025

Frog parking only.
-All others will be toad.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
-No, I always walk this way.

What do you call a talking frog?
– A quantum leap.

What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist?
-Kermit the Fog.

Oh, I frograve you for that a long time ago!

If frogs are from Greenland then…….
-……. Sharks are from Finland.

What do you call a frog spy?
– A croak and dagger agent.

Toaddlers are so cute! Always toaddling about and falling over.

Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig…
-..but it just requires a bit of kermitment

What do frogs do with paper?
-Rip-it

What do you call a frog hanging over your head at Christmas?
-Mistletoad.

What happens when a frog gets a concussion?
-It becomes a foggy froggy.

What kind of music do frogs like best?
-Hip hop.

We need to frogo some of our privileges so that we can help others in need.

Where do South American frogs live?
-Chile Pad.

This story is ribbiting.

What happened when the frog’s car broke down?
– He jump-started it.

The toadalitarian regime lasted for 14 years

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