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Frog puns in 2025

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
– Because he was newt to the area.

I prefer open-toad shoes

What is a frogs favourite soda
-Croak-a cola

Interesting puns, but none of them were ribbiting.

What does a frog order at a restaurant?
-French flies and a diet croak.

There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house
– This is due to the frog’s incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can’t jump.

Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
-He liked a good croak and dagger story.

Can I have your frogiveness?

What does a frog in Paris eat ?
-French flies.

What do Scottish frogs play?
-Hop-Scotch.

Toaday is the big day!

What music do frogs listen to?
-Hip hop

Frog parking only.
-All others will be toad.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
-No, I always walk this way.

What do you call a talking frog?
– A quantum leap.

What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist?
-Kermit the Fog.

Oh, I frograve you for that a long time ago!

If frogs are from Greenland then…….
-……. Sharks are from Finland.

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