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Frog puns in 2025

The old seargent’s gruff, froggy voice

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Just read a few facts about frogs
-They were ribbiting.

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Why did the frog have to go to the hospital?
-The doctor said he needed a hopperation.

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Sorry, I completely frogot!

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Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue
-They just rib it.

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What’s a frog’s favourite flower?
-A croakus.

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If you park here, your car will be toad.

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I wish you’d toad me.

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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
-Star Warts.

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It’s really froggy on the roads tonight, drive carefully

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I see McDonald’s has brought frogs’ favorite sandwich back.
-The McRibbit.

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What is a frog’s favourite sport?
-TCroaket.

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I’ve frogotten all the lyrics!

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What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?
-It gets toad away

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What do frogs drink?
– Croaka-cola.

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I toad you kids to get off my lawn!

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You’re toad-ally cool.

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What is a frog’s favourite sweet?
-A lollihop.

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