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Frog puns in 2025

I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer
-Because they’re full of hops

What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog?
-A croaker spaniel.

“I’m only buying necessities, i’m trying to be frogal

What did the frog say when he jumped in the puddle?
-Knee deep

I make a lot of animal puns, or so I’ve been toad.

What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop?
-Hop on.

The old seargent’s gruff, froggy voice

Why did the frog have to go to the hospital?
-The doctor said he needed a hopperation.

Sorry, I completely frogot!

Just read a few facts about frogs
-They were ribbiting.

What’s a frog’s favourite flower?
-A croakus.

If you park here, your car will be toad.

Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue
-They just rib it.

I wish you’d toad me.

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
-Star Warts.

It’s really froggy on the roads tonight, drive carefully

What is a frog’s favourite sport?
-TCroaket.

I’ve frogotten all the lyrics!

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