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Frog puns in 2025

What kind of music do posh frogs listen to?
-Hopera.

That holiday was completely unfrogettable.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
-Because he was newt to the area.

If you park here, your car will be toad.

Where does a witch’s frog sit?
– On a toadstool.

Frog puns are toadally awesome.

How does a frog take off a bandaid?
-They ribbit

Where do you get frog’s eggs?
-At the spawn shop.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog?
– A croakadile.

Why do frogs taste like beer?
-Cause they are full of hops.

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